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But of course there are always the rules......
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Rules
Should be about School Times!
oints:
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put your name at this site [link] and post 10 facts~
1. Some people say that Kuitsumi is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
2. Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Kuitsumi shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas".
3. Superman owns a pair of Kuitsumi pajamas.
4. Kuitsumi got a perfect score on her SAT's, simply by writing Kuitsumi for every answer.
5. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Kuitsumi."
6. If you gave Kuitsumi a typewriter and 0.000000000000000000001th of a second she can write the Complete Works of Shakespeare
7. It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Kuitsumi a giant meteor.
8. The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Kuitsumi in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
9. Kuitsumi was once a knight in King Arthur's court. She was known as Sir Beatdown.
10. People created the automobile to escape from Kuitsumi...Not to be outdone, Kuitsumi created the automobile accident.
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Kari's sweat has burned holes in concrete.
Kari and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Kari invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Kari didn't kill you in your sleep.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Kari. After a workout, Kari rubs her muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Kari's warm-up exercises.
...I'll stop now XD
I can't stop laughing.
it doesn't really make sense, but it's funny xD